Anonymous asked: Dear Pika, you were consistently in my dreams all night. At one point, we even had (a lot) of sexy time. Except you had an actual real penis and I gave you a hand job and thinking back on that... That's really gross thank you for not having a penis please don't have a penis I love you the way you are. Love, Hero.

holy crap i just about had a heart attack reading “dear pika” because i was like SOMEONE FROM CAMP HAS ALREADY FOUND MY TUMBLR ABORT ABORT!!!!!

but no, it’s just you. phew. i still think that deep down you wish i had a penis but i’m okay with that because i sometimes wish i had one, too.